Privacy Policy

Plain-English privacy. Spoiler: we barely collect anything.

Last updated: October 14, 2026

What We Collect

Almost nothing. The Cursed Apple Guide is a static content site. We do not require accounts, we do not track you across the web, and we do not sell data — because we don't collect any.

Analytics

We may use privacy-respecting, aggregate analytics (such as Cloudflare Web Analytics) to understand which pages are popular. This data is anonymized and contains no personally identifiable information — no cookies, no fingerprinting, no individual tracking.

Cookies

This site does not set any cookies of its own. If third-party services are embedded in the future (such as video embeds), they may set their own cookies subject to their own privacy policies.

Affiliate Links

If affiliate links are added in the future, clicking them will take you to the retailer's site (e.g., Amazon), which operates under its own privacy policy. We do not receive your personal information from affiliate clicks — only aggregate referral data.

Contact

If you email us, we keep your message only as long as needed to respond. We will never share your email address or use it for marketing.

Questions about this policy: see Contact.